Have you heard? Have you heard! The secrets out about how to make easy money. Anyone can do it. You start by getting a good Technorati ranking - and it's so easy to do.This is what Beefy Bertha has to say, "It's simply amazing two weeks ago my Technorati ranking was 1,124,674 and today it's 961. It's magic."
This part of the money making secret is all about viral marketing, sort of a chain thingy with links.
Back to Beefy Bertha, "There's always a way to work the system. When I joined Weight Watchers I wore six sweaters, five skirts, hiking boots and lead lined knickers. Then each week all I had to do was take off a sweater or skirt and I'd lost weight. No effort. I plan to be slimmer of the year when I eventually take off my lead lined knickers. The world will be agog. It's the same with these Blogging rankings you just fiddle the system."
Yes, it's all perfectly true. Catch all of the viral trains and away you go. Don't worry if you've missed one there will be plenty more along soon. You just copy all of the hundreds of links on to your blog post and that's it. Like Bertha said it's magic, down will come your Technorati ranking, no problem.
"Yes, but doesn't the person who starts up the viral train come out of it best? What with his/her link to the full instructions on his/her own blog?"
Well yes, but shhhh! let's not bother with trivialities. Let's move on to Alexa Rankings. This is the second part of the secret. You join up with the all of the Hit Exchanges, you know like Blog Explosion, Blog Soldiers and Blog Mad. Mad's the right word!
This way you can get thousands of visitors to your blog and they all stay for at least 20 seconds. Fantastic. Of course you need to spend some time visiting other blogs also for 20 seconds but that's okay because you are getting one over on the system - and that's what we all want, don't we? Blow this idea of building your customer base on a firm foundation.
Lots of cosmetic visitors will bring down your Alexa ranking. More magic. And guess what? With all of those viral links as well, then blow me down, your PageRank will improve as well. It's all sleight of hand or something.
So your Technorati and Alexa Ranking have improved dramatically, by following this formula, and your PageRank has improved (and maybe your Technorati favourites as well) so what do you do now? Sponsored Posts that's what. Fill your blog or blogs with them. Pack them into every small space. Some of them will want to pay your more now as you are such an esteemed blogger.
"Yes, but is that fair on the people who are paying for the sponsored posts?"
Do you want to make money or not?
"Yes."
Okay, in a nutshell the formula is:
(1) Start a blog.
(2) Join all of the gravy, sorry viral chains/trains.
(3) Join all of the Hit Exchanges and, as soon as possible afterwards ...
(4) Write loads of Sponsored Posts.
But be quick about it, before everyone in the Blogosphere is doing the same. Just think of what could happen then.
Be warned though, steps are already being taken. PageRank are increasing their rankings* up to 20 and Technorati are starting at minus numbers* once you get to the number one position. So the top blogs will go 3, 2, 1, -1, -2, -3 and so on. This may be confusing as you could be the number one with a number of -49,671 and you'd never know.
It's all an illusion this blogging business, a bit like life. There's no such thing as reality, there is only how we perceive things to be.
So what do you reckon? Is this the real formula for success. Tell you what, leave a comment and I may well give you some Love Link in return. Better still we could start a Love Link viral train with the links ... full speed ahead to nowhere.
Now about this Konnie Huq ...
Good luck,
Mike.
This post was sponsored by BBTS Bloggers Beating The System.
* a figment of imagination.

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